I needed this glass of wine. I had to spend 20 minutes listening to some man tell me how he had his nipple ring ripped out at a Cannibal Corpse show, in the pit, all because he thought we had some mutual bond between us because I’ve got my lobes stretched. I even used the phrase, ‘cool story’, hoping he’d get the hint and walk away but not, he continued to tell the story, in great detail. Followed by the question, is there fat in Half & Half….I’m glad I don’t work tomorrow. There isn’t enough wine or nicotine in the world to make me decide I want to set foot back in the building….